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Bard Bowl-a-thon - All bards of the
Xenaverse are invited to submit fanfic for this competition. The
deadline has been extended indefinitely, and entries will be
judged by vote of the Center's subscribers. The rules, as
specified by James Bergquist, the Dean of Humanities, are below.
Good luck!
Many thanks to our illustrious Dean of Student
Affairs, Rachel, for this idea!
Bards have 7 days to write a piece about a
bowling challenge between the casts of Xena and Herc teams...1
body double per person per team which means only Leah, Diana, or
Meg can play...The Sovereign will try and skip out on the check so
watch him. The gods can play but NO POWERS. They are still gods,
but Xena will shank them with a Hind's dagger like a prison yard
snitch if they cheat. She loves her bowling that much. All cast
members can play even warlords and bad guys. Execept Gareth and
Goliath. They're freakin' giants! No wagering between the Center
members, or the players or gods. No tasteless jokes.....in front
of the Center's Director, but light punches below the belt
allowed. They will be a Karaoke machine in the halftime, so bring
your own CD's... You will be tossed on your ass on these
violations:
- Bringing a lite beer to the bowling contest
- Bowling sober
- Possesion of a John Tesh CD
- Possession of John Tesh
- Possession of Vegemite
- Bad farmer jokes
- Fighting sober
- Asking if the owner has 15 lb balls, then
inquiring how does he walk
- Requesting "Freebird" or
"Whipping Post" during Karaoke
- Trying to beat Gabrielle or Xena. Xena will
seriously kick your ass if you beat her or Gabrielle
OK, Anything I missed? It's simple. Of course,
Xena is exempt from these rules (DUH!) and Gabrielle is too
because she's sleeping with Xena. So, throw the game, look good
and even if Gabrielle gets a warm soda, head for the next
state...Gabby happy = People stay alive.
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