Gabby, Gabby, Bardypoo
Kissed her Zee then what did she do?
She pushed her, and shoved her
Then cuddled real tight.
There was Jeckle and Hyde in
That bard, all right!
Zee ran around tryin to be real tough.
Stuck her stud chest out
And strutted her stuff.
Gab was strong, she was mean
Plumbed Zee's feminine side;
Now the warlord's lost control
And just along for the ride.
Gabs loves Zeena, this is true.
With just one kiss, boy we all knew
That their love was strong
And it would endure.
If it's love's sweet death
Neither want the cure.