If you ever thought our Mary
Would get it on with Rho
I think there was a better chance
Between dumb Ted and Lou.
But we can close our eyes
And think with all our might
That Mary'd burn her bra
And lean more left than right.
Mayhaps she'd get a jacket
All black and leather made
And Rho would get a chopper
And both would make the grade.
Mary'd have a tattoo
That would wind around her hip
And Rho would get a nipple pieced
And a stud upon her lip.
But then we'd lose the innocence
The joy that was that show
I never saw the subtext
For it wasn't there, you know.