Season Suite
Praise the New Year's here, it's true
Xena eps are back, and new
Watching reruns made us stew
For Xena!
We have missed her chakram's sparks
And think back upon the arcs
No one ever hits those marks
Like Xena!
Famed for prowess as a Lord
As the Conqueror she scored
With her skills we're never bored
Oh Xena!
She's the Warrior Princess
And it's obvious to see
Her cerulean blue eyes
Call out to you and me
With one look she makes men cower
Fuels our fantasies by the hour
Welcome back, Xena
Battle On!