There was a bard named Missy

And the stories that she told

Were of a verbose bard

And warrior so bold

Then she took to uber

Gave us Kerristan and Dar

The world of EDS was intrigue

And dirty politics by far

Then her altfic was a novel

Printed up and bound so well

Her Merpups were so proud

And their ranks did grow and swell

Now comes the news today

That Missy's book a movie be

And she'll do the characters proud

Screen writing articulately.